Lies. Wendy is way prettier than that when she grows up. Trust me.
OH MY GOD THAT ^ Do you realise who that is? He’s the Peter Pan from Disneyland who married Wendy. that’s just really sweet omg.
Wait.
ahHH that’s the best addition to a post I’ve seen :D
Marjorie, you’re gonna wanna see this.
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Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.”
Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
(Source: mr-lindsey, via simplycatherinee)
And I swear, it doesn’t burn or dry out my skin.
Toothpaste is the best acne treatment I’ve ever found.
Male feminists
Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.
Reblog every time.
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If ANYONE who reads this owns a 15” x 15” x 3.5” box, with a lid, preferably one that has a clasp, and would be willing to sell it to me, I would be so eternally, freakishly grateful. I will pay for shipping, and can spend up to 30 dollars. PLEASE, help me.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via first-blank-pages)
Today, I got make up remover, eye liner, tampons, safety pins, and a trash can. :)
The ONLY things I have left to get for college are pillows, mascara, jewelry holder and an ace bandage.
what if Mad Men stretched out its time frame and ended in the late ’70s and Sally Draper is now punk as shit and rejects her trust fund and kills her dad
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I am so tired and sore and my brain hurts and I just feel like crying because of I can’t find a fucking jewelry holder for college. I basically need a silverware organizer with a lid, but THOSE DON’T EXIST LIKE I NEED THEM AN DGAHHH I JUST NEED A JEWELRY HOLDER AND A HUG
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I keep thinking you already know. I keep thinking I’ve sent you letters that were only ever written in my mind.
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So I think all of my friends are in relationships. Yay.
