In My Words

fuckyeahtattoos:

elephant blowing bubbles. up my right side! 
done by daniel brockett at Aces tattoos in Denton, tx! 
he’s doing a sleeve for me next month! i’m so excited! he’s so fantastic! 

fuckyeahtattoos:

elephant blowing bubbles. up my right side! 

done by daniel brockett at Aces tattoos in Denton, tx! 

he’s doing a sleeve for me next month! i’m so excited! he’s so fantastic! 

No more giggling..

Back to just staring at my screen. Detached. 

Well that was mean

THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER RELEASE DATE

pupfresh:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, starring Logan Lerman and Emma Watson, will be be released on September 14th.

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It looks too…bright and clean.

(via theworldisntawishgrantingfactory)

atheistoverdose:

Quick and easy way to god… does evil exist? yes! can god prevent evil? yes, but why doesn’t he?follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr



I was writing out a long explanation about why this is actually wrong and insulting and stupid. But I was too tired to continue. So fuck you instead.

atheistoverdose:

Quick and easy way to god… does evil exist? yes! can god prevent evil? yes, but why doesn’t he?

I was writing out a long explanation about why this is actually wrong and insulting and stupid. But I was too tired to continue. So fuck you instead.

(via theovalsofyourchestnuteyes)

1x11 Jess and Julia | Who washes a towel?

newgirlspeak:

Winston: I’m glad you pitched a fit, because my towel is very dry.
Schmidt: I didn’t pitch a fit. I just .. Damp! Dammit! Everybody! Bathroom. Now!
Jess: What’s up, dog?
Nick: What, Schmidt?
Schmidt: Is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why is my towel still damp?
Nick: Because it’s not your towel. It’s my towel, Schmidt.
Schmidt: No, it’s not your towel. Your towel’s the red one.
Nick: I’ll tell you this, pal. I’ve never used that. I do use that one every single day.
Schmidt: Oh god.
Jess: This towel is so warm and fluffy. It’s like it’s been in the sun forever.
Winston: This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
Julia: Intimate.
Schmidt: Are you out of your mind?
Nick: What do you mean I—
Schmidt: How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?
Nick: No, I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
Julia: You’ve never washed…
Nick: You wash your towel?
Schmidt: You never wash the towel?
Nick: What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here, pal.
Schmidt: I’m furious right now.
Nick: I get out of the damn shower. I’m clean as a damn baby and I use the towel.
Schmidt: Let me ask you this. Have you been wearing my underpants?
Nick: Sometimes, yeah. Who cares? You guys don’t wear each others’ underpants? You’re lying. We all wear each others’ underwear.

imsofuckingalone:

God can I just adopt these people?

imsofuckingalone:

God can I just adopt these people?

easyisoverrated:

Part One: If you need a Thursday pick-me-up, watch until the end of this video.